ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CONFIRMED

SCIENCE FICTION IS NOW OUR REALITY AND WE NEED YOUR HELP

March 24, 2023, 8:00am EDT 

Whether by chance or by some design that I’m not yet privy to, the topic of alternate realities has become one that I, a facts-driven skeptic, now have personal stake in.

After a seeming shared lapse in memory, my sister and I found ourselves leaving a graduation ceremony at our alma mater with only a shaky recollection of why we had attended it in the first place. Weeks later we spotted video footage on our phones of a man walking that graduation stage then being pulled into what we can only describe as a portal.

Being of logical minds, my sister and I worked on cracking this mystery. We quickly ruled out hoaxing and sent the footage to a globally renowned research facility where my sister leads a team of quantum engineers. With my investigative expertise and my sister’s scientific mind, here’s what we know so far: 

1. The event has been identified to be a macroscopic quantum phenomenon – the first recorded and non-theoretical case of its kind. 

2. Carbon molecules at the event site seem to belong to a periodic table that could not exist with the universal constants that define our universe. Even more perplexing, under enough scrutiny and observation the carbon molecules collapse back into regular carbon molecules. 

3. No other attendees of this graduation have any memory of the incident.

4. There are no records indicating the existence of the man in the footage. 

Though studies are preliminary, the evidence is increasingly indicating that this may be humanity’s first recorded interaction with an alternate universe.

We have contacts at WonderCon 2023 who we believe can provide us more information in our search for the truth. Find them in the exhibit hall, table DL-50 and report your findings with anyone you can trust. The future of our universe depends on it.